Question : 12% of us are positive we'll do this in 2014...what is it ?

Answer : Keep a New Years Resolution 

Question : Ronald Reagan was the only president to have one of these...

Answer : An ex wife !

Question : According to a recent survey 1 in 5 women have one of THESE inside the house and 2 in 5 men have one inside the house...what is it ?

Answer : An apron

Question : The average American ate five and a half pounds of this last year - and thats a 40 year high. What is it ?

Answer : Butter 


Question : There are about 2.2 million of these in America  - and each one gets used about 900 times a day...what are they ?

Answer : ATM Machine